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loving-together-living-apart:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

…
I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

(via but-im-smilingateverything)

Thursday with 835 notes / reblog

hallelujah-youngandloaded:

palerevengemustdie:

i plan to dress as a killjoy for the entirety of 2019 and no one can stop me.

image

(via nopemikey)

Thursday with 643,472 notes / reblog
de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 
Thursday with 625,772 notes / reblog

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via hi)

Thursday with 311 notes / reblog